Curse

ensoriki · Dec 17, 2007, 08:33 PM // 20:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chik N Nuggets

wierdest thing today... i saw ensorki in RA lol

Thats not a good thing.
I'm a 9000th level Ultra Noob, and its contagious, meeting me is not a good thing >.>

Baraden · Dec 17, 2007, 08:39 PM // 20:39

Okay, so I was standing outside of Beacons Perch on the Lonars pass side getting ready to do a test run to droks with a friend when suddenly this guy whispers me. Here is how the conversaion went (Or at least close to it):

Him: Hey
Me: Hello...?
Him: So, do you want to do it tonight?
Me: ???
Him: Weren't we gonna do it tonight?
Me: What are you talking about?
Him: But we talked about it, remember? We agreed earliar.
Me: I've never met you before. And I would really prefer not to talk about this.
Him: WTH? We agreed man. I put you on my friends list after we talked about it.
Me: Well, that can't be true because I've never met you before.
Him: Wait a second.
(I am assuming he checked his friends list at this point)
Him: OMG!
Me: :P
Him: Oh, man, I am so sorry!
Me: :P Told you so.
Him: Hey, man, I am really sorry about this! Please, can you just forget this ever happened?
Me: Sure, lol
Him: OMG, I am so sorry.

And I don't remember much else besides the fact that I was disturbed and probably will be for the rest of my life.

PS. I was a guy character at the time and he was a guy (guessing by his name) so that was really creepy as well.

bobrath · Dec 17, 2007, 08:48 PM // 20:48

Not terribly strange... but made me smile none-the-less.

ABing last night as a ranger and I see a toucher running up to "battle". Drop a burning arrow in his lap with a little poison to go with it and then begin calmly backing up in a circle around the ranger shrine. Dropped another burning whenever it wore off. Yes he died.

Since its AB, I of course watched the global chat line and was rewarded with "OMG stupid runner!! fight me!"

Its almost as if they never met up with someone that knew a toucher had to ... TOUCH you.

Darkobra · Dec 17, 2007, 09:14 PM // 21:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJudson

I am a guy, but I have some female characters. I recall a discussion with some random guy in one of the outposts who tried hitting on me when I was playing my female necro. After a number of ridiculous attempts at flirting with me I informed him that I was actually a man.

Me: Sorry to break it to you, but I'm a guy and I'm not interested.
Him: WTF!!! What kinda homo guy plays a girl?
Me: I just chose a female character to create for my necro. Nothing more than that.
Him: Dude, you're so gay. You are in denial. Your'e such a closet homosexual it's not even funny.
Me: Ummmm...whatever dude. (Just ignoring him now)

And he continues to ramble on about the issue. I love the internet, but sometimes it really can bring out the worst in people. Other times it just brings out the stupid people.

Why are you the closet homosexual when he was flirting with guys online?

garethporlest18 · Dec 17, 2007, 09:31 PM // 21:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkobra

Why are you the closet homosexual when he was flirting with guys online?

Better yet, how is wanting to look at a girl more homosexual than looking at a guy?

Stolen Souls · Dec 17, 2007, 09:36 PM // 21:36

While standing in Kamadan:

"Give me your password"

Kusandaa · Dec 17, 2007, 10:41 PM // 22:41

Reminds me.

There was a guy spam-looking for a girlfriend in Kamadan - a friend spotted the guy and talked about it in AC. Bored like hell, I hopped on my female warrior and start PMing the guy. He asks me about my height, weight, mensurations, location, hobbies, etc etc... I humored him for like 10 minutes, then I dropped the bomb on him. I said that in fact I'm a gay male, and I continued faking interest in him. He stopped talking to me right away, and stopped spamming at the same time.

The Mountain · Dec 17, 2007, 11:08 PM // 23:08

Sold a brace to some guy in DoA today. Trading was smooth.
We exchanged thanks.
I told him to "take care"
HIM: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?????"
ME: ? oh ^that?^ lol
HIM: "omg I don't want a duped brace"
ME: it's not duped, 'take care' is a common farewell on the other side of the pond, mate.

Americanisms FTL I learned

[DE] · Dec 17, 2007, 11:14 PM // 23:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mountain

Sold a brace to some guy in DoA today. Trading was smooth.
We exchanged thanks.
I told him to "take care"
HIM: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?????"
ME: ? oh ^that?^ lol
HIM: "omg I don't want a duped brace"
ME: it's not duped, 'take care' is a common farewell on the other side of the pond, mate.

Americanisms FTL I learned

Stereotypes and generalizations ftl

ShadowsRequiem · Dec 17, 2007, 11:15 PM // 23:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mountain

Sold a brace to some guy in DoA today. Trading was smooth.
We exchanged thanks.
I told him to "take care"
HIM: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?????"
ME: ? oh ^that?^ lol
HIM: "omg I don't want a duped brace"
ME: it's not duped, 'take care' is a common farewell on the other side of the pond, mate.

Americanisms FTL I learned

ROFL

poor guy XD

Nyktos · Dec 17, 2007, 11:25 PM // 23:25

I was looking at my ignore list and it reminded me of something from my total noob days (I was playing as a female ele). I had done the "Supplies for the Duke" quest but I messed it up by zoning too soon. About an hour later, one of the guys in the party PMs me:

Him: hey wanna cyber
Me: No not really
Him: if u dont im gunna report u to anet
Me: Um...why?
Him: for screwing up that quest
Me: I'm pretty sure that's not a violation of the EULA
Him: ya it is scammer
Me: How am I a scammer?
Him: u messed up that quest
Me: ???
Me: It's not like I charged you money for the quest
Him: uwasted 15 mins of my time
Him: time is money n all that
Me: Fine, I'll make up for it by paying you 15 gold
Him: cmon cyber with me

And that's how my ignore list got its first ever addition....

Pirates Arrrg Matey · Dec 17, 2007, 11:26 PM // 23:26

ok i got another one, I was in Kaineng Center and i was on my male necro just selling something when someone pmed me:
"So what are we doing tonight" he/she said
" Umm who is this?" I said
"Don't you remember what we had planned" they said
" Sry i really have no idea what you're talking about" I said
"OMG why are you standing me up, on our first date" they said
" wow, i really don't know what u are talking about" I said
" You jerk!" they said

I promptly turned off the game and went to distract myself from pming back.

genofreek · Dec 17, 2007, 11:38 PM // 23:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by blurmedia

on topic: I like to pm random people and say stuff like "If you put their bodies in the freezer the cops will never know!" "OMG wrong person!" hehehe...stuff like that

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chthon

Sometimes people would accidentally send all-friends whispers when they meant to be having private discussions. The oddest and most disturbing went something like this:

Some Guy: "You should get <Brand X>! My GF and I use <Brand X> anal beads. They don't get stuck as much as other brands."

I promptly removed him from my f-list.

A connection is made...

Lord Xeshm · Dec 17, 2007, 11:54 PM // 23:54

While doing FoW a long time ago when I needed shards. A nice weapon dropped for me and I asked if anyone would like to buy it from me in my group, this is a PM I got from someone in my group.

They were playing a male character and told me they were female in RL.

Molock · Dec 18, 2007, 12:42 AM // 00:42

I was doing Cathedral of Flames and suddenly one of the team member keeps Ctrl+clicking on me.. non stop.. I ask him/her what they are doing and the person replies "ur hot".. I was on my male ele....

Also once, a long time a go (over a year anyway) I was in Droks when some guy pm's me asking me if I wanna cyber. I say "non, plz stfu".. but he keeps on telling me how "he knows I wanna".. /ignore

Harrier's haste · Dec 18, 2007, 02:03 AM // 02:03

in LA, for no reason this guy wrote me some bull crap on how he thinks nercos sucks

i was on my male necro atm)
Him: hey
Me: ??????
Him:i think all necros should die cause they suk bals
Me: ok....do i care?
Him: Yes and FK you noob necro
Me:lol....nub cake
Him:FK U FK U FK U
Me:dude... go to hell...for the benefit of the rest of GW
Him: THAT'S A REPORT NOOB FK ER ^^^^
Me: why were you even born??? Better off dead, really.

people....so stupid sometimes.

FireFox · Dec 18, 2007, 02:05 AM // 02:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mountain

Americanisms FTL I learned

it's funny because you have no idea what you're talking about

Catrion-Leyt · Dec 18, 2007, 02:14 AM // 02:14

I wish someone actually said something weird to me. I feel like I'm missing yet another piece of my complete Guild Wars experience.

ChyldeOfTheLotus · Dec 18, 2007, 02:17 AM // 02:17

I was in RA using a character I named Promiscous Grill. After the match one of the guys tried cybering with me about grilling burgers and stuff. "Oh yeah baby, grill that burger nice and good" or something to that effect...

Duke.07 · Dec 18, 2007, 03:59 AM // 03:59

I was playing an assassin in Fort Aspenwood one day. Right when I get out of the game I get this from a mesmer:
Them:"STUPID NOOB RITUALIST! WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM! I OWN YOU 1V1 SO YOU CAN SCREW YOURSELF! YOU SUCK HOW BOUT YOU GO GET SOME SKILL AND GET A LIFE. U FAIL! NOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOB"

Assassin Haxzor (me):Eh, dude. I think you got the wrong guy. The is my assassin.

Them: NO U ARENT UR THAT RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOING RITUALIST! NOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOB!

They ignored me before I could PM them back.